Might As Well Have Been Born Yesterday

(Sometimes, if you are not entirely sure of a customer’s age for age-restricted films, you can just ask their date of birth. This teenager looks borderline old enough to watch the film, so I ask him.)

Me: “What’s your date of birth?”

Customer: “…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “UGH! I HAD IT WRITTEN DOWN!” *storms off*

(I guess he wasn’t old enough, after all.)