(My boyfriend is from Oklahoma. I’m originally from Connecticut, but moved to OK with him. If you aren’t familiar with either area, they are quite different. OK is fairly flat and mostly plains, while CT is very hilly and densely wooded, even in populated areas. When we visit my parents, the boyfriend has some problems adjusting…)
Boyfriend: “Hey, can I use your cell phone? Mine can’t connect and I need to make a call.”
Me: “You waited for me to get home? Why didn’t you just use the landline?”
Boyfriend: “Er… I forgot.”
Me: “I told you to use it if you needed!”
Boyfriend: “Well, people aren’t supposed to have landlines anymore!”
Me: “We have to! Cell reception here is terrible!”
Boyfriend: “WELL, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIVING IN F***ING MIDDLE-EARTH!”
(Also worth noting, almost no one in my family is over 5’4″, while the boyfriend is over 6′. When we visit now, he refers to it as ‘meeting the Hobbits in Rivendell.’)