Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a cookbook by a famous chef. He’s on TV. His name is Bobby Fray.”
Me: “Oh, sure…you mean Bobby Flay. Let me—”
Customer: “No, no, NO! I said Bobby FRAY. That’s F-R-A-Y. Fray!”
Me: “Okay, just follow me over to the cookbooks. We’ll take a look and see if we can find what you’re looking for.”
(She follows me to the cookbooks. I pull one of Bobby Flay’s books off the shelf and hand it to her.)
Me: “Is this the author you were looking for?”
Customer: “Yes! See, Bobby Fray—”
(Upon reading “Flay,” she screams in frustration and throws the book on the floor at my feet and storms out.)
The Parent Is Not Always Right: This week, we feature five stories of people who aren’t just bad customers, but bad parents too!
- Bad Parents Bug Us:
A mother and her two “angels” go on an insect-killing spree at a zoo.
- Fruit Is But One Food Group:
There’s nothing sweet about this parent’s approach to nutrition!
- Talking S*** Behind Someone’s Back 101:
A mother teaches her daughter the joys of smack-talk.
- Rounding Down To The Nearest Child:
Signs you have too many kids: you don’t know how many you have!
- Oh Where, Oh Where Have My Role Models Gone:
Nanny nanny boo-boo, mommy acts like a doo-doo!
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PS #2: Read more roundups here!
Customer: “Hi, do you have any safety vests?”
Me: “Safety vests?”
Customer: “Yeah. Safety vests.”
Me: “Like the ones that are neon yellow with reflective stripes?”
Customer: “Yes! A safety vest! Are you an idiot?”
Me: “Uhhh, no sir, but we’re a science fiction bookstore. You’d want a hardware store for that kind of thing.”
Customer: “Well, why DON’T you sell them?”
Me: “Because we sell books.”
Customer: “Well, you should!”
Me: “I don’t think many of our customers would normally want a safety vest when they come into a bookstore, sir.”
Customer: “Well, I did!”
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