I work in the bookstore of a very small town. We get some religious and conservative folk here. I’m female, bisexual, and have a long-distance girlfriend. I’m wearing a cross she gave me for our one-month anniversary. I’m at the register when a group of three customers all in their late teens or early twenties, the same as me, comes up.
Customer #1: “Do you have any Bibles here?”
Me: “You know, I’m not sure. Let me ask [Coworker].”
I ask [Coworker] and she takes them over there. They return with a Bible and proceed to check out.
Me: “I’m glad you found everything okay.”
Customer #1: “Yes, you’re going to have to order some more Bibles now.”
I nod and start to ring her up, telling her the total and giving her change. Another customer notices my cross.
Customer #2: “Ooh, your cross is so pretty. What’s it made of? Is it amethyst?”
Me: “Thank you. It’s black diamond, actually.”
Customer #2: “That’s really pretty. Who gave it to you? What does it mean to you?”
Me: “It’s actually from my girlfriend.”
There’s a noticeable pause from everyone.
Customer #2: “Oh, it’s from… your special friend?”
I don’t want to make a scene, so I finish ringing the customer up and hold out her bagged Bible, smiling.
Me: “Here you go. Have a great day!”
The fact that someone so willingly misinterpreted the meaning of “girlfriend” really took the cake that day.