Totally, Like, Obliviate
A woman runs into the store with a copy of a book.
Customer: “Help! I’m doing this book for my book club tomorrow!”
Me: “Well, then it’s a good thing you have your copy with you.”
Customer: “But I haven’t read it! Help!”
Me: “Oh! Well, do you need a brief synopsis of the plot?”
Customer: “Is there, like, a movie of this?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid not. The book only just came out, and—”
Customer: “Yes, but isn’t the book based on the movie?”
Me: “Usually, the movies are based on books. It sometimes happens the other way around, but rarely.”
Customer: “No! That’s not true! I read all the Harry Potter books, and they were based on the movies!”
Me: “Actually, the movies came after the books.”
Customer: “I read the books after the movies, so that means the books came after the movies!”
Me: “Actually, the first book was written in 1997, and the movie came out in 2001.”
Customer: “That’s not how I remember it.”
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