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Trumps You In The Stupid Department

| USA | Books & Reading, Politics, Popular

(It is early 2016 and an election year, so my bookstore has created a prominent political section near the entrance. There are a large selection of books about Obama at eye-level. A customer comes up to me, looking angry.)

Customer: “You need to take these books down!”

Me: “Which books would that be, sir?”

Customer: “All those books about that Barack HUSSEIN Osama!” *yes, he really did emphasize the ‘Hussein’ middle name and use ‘Osama’ instead of Obama*

Me: “Well, they form part of the political section of our store. Since he is currently our president we have a wide range of books commenting on him and his politics, both for and against.”

Customer: “Well, he ain’t my president!”

Me: “Well, unless you’re not an American citizen, I am afraid he is.”

Customer: “Well, I didn’t vote for him, so he ain’t!”

Me: “Neither did I, sir, but I still acknowledge him as my president.”

Customer: “You didn’t vote for him either? And you still let them put up books about him!”

Me: “Sir, we aren’t going to be taking the books down just because you don’t like him.”

Customer: “But he’s the reason behind everything that’s wrong with this country!”

(At this point I have had enough of the rhetoric I hear so much that I decide to take a risk and call him out on it.)

Me: “Really, sir? So what are those reasons?”

Customer: “He… uh… Obamacare!”

Me: “You mean universal healthcare for the poorest of our citizens? I agree, it really is awful.”

Customer: “And the economy!”

Me: “I agree, the economy really is in a bad state. It started with the Bush administration and has been gradually getting better. The whole world really was caught up in some economic turmoil back there, but I doubt it was all because of Obama.”

Customer: “Yeah, well, Trump will fix it all.”

Me: “How so?”

Customer: “He’s gonna make America great again!”

Me: “Yes, but how so?”

Customer: “By kicking out everyone that hates America!”

Me: “Like Obama?”

Customer: “Yeah! Trump 2016!”

Me: “So you want me to deny American citizens commentary, both positive and negative, on Obama by refusing to sell books on him?”

Customer: “Yeah! Trump 2016!”

Me: “And at the same time agree with your double-standards on Freedom Of Speech by supporting Trump, a man who famously likes to spew out insults and hate but can’t handle when they are thrown back at him?

Customer: “Uh…”

Me: “No, sir, we will not be removing the books. You are of course, totally free to disagree with me and state your opinion.”

Customer: “Trump 2016!”

Me: “Will you be making any other purchases today, sir?”

Customer: “H*** no! I never read books! Trump 2016!”

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Wants Their Complaint On A Plate

, | WA, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

(There is a power outage in the middle of the day. For some unknown reason, we are always one of the few with power, which means the whole city comes over to hang out since we have books and coffee. Of course, this means we have lines and lines of people anxious for the warmth of coffee and food.)

Coworker: “Next in line, please!”

Customer: “I would like a caramel macchiato and a spinach and artichoke quiche.”

Coworker: “All right, that adds to $10.12, please! And your food and drink will be right at the end.”

(We switch off who is doing what since it is so busy and I am making the drinks. After a little while we have her food and drink ready to go.)

Me: “Okay, I have spinach and artichoke quiche and a caramel macchiato!”

(Customer looks at her order clearly not satisfied.)

Me: “Is something wrong?”

Customer: “I wanted to eat this here.”

Coworker: “We’ve been really busy because we’re one of the few businesses not without power, so we ran out of plates. You can still eat it here if you would like.”

Customer: *clearly still not satisfied* “If I want this on a plate, I should be able to get this on a plate. Who is the manager tonight?”

Coworker: *says our manager’s name* “Would you like to speak to her?”

(Somehow my coworker still has a smile on her face even with how much we’ve had to do all night. I don’t know how she does it. The customer grunts, takes the bag and drink and walks away. Later that night, as my manager and coworker are getting ready to close, nearly having to kick people out in the process…)

Customer: “Are you [Manager]?”

Manager: “Yes, I am. What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “I have a complaint to make. You need to fix the behaviors of your employees. If a customer asks for a plate, they deserve to get a plate.”

Manager: “Well, would you rather eat on a dirty plate or in a nice, clean bag?”

Customer: *looks appalled* “Why would you give me such an attitude?”

Manager: “Sorry, but it’s now 10. We are closing up and you have to leave.”

Customer: “Whatever!” *slowly walks away*

Manager: *with a smile* “Have a good night!”

(Apparently this customer does this a lot. She always has a complaint to make about our business, yet she always comes back. We also had a customer stand up to this rude lady customer and tell our manager that we gave excellent service, especially for it being so busy in the middle of a power outage. Mind you, we had actually forgotten her food because of all the chaos, so that part restored my faith in humanity!)

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Has Faith But Lost All Pope, Part 3

| Bilbao, Spain | Books & Reading, Religion

(My wife and I are the clients in a bookstore specialized in books related to Catholicism, looking for a gift for her mother.)

Clerk: “May I help you?”

Wife: “Yeah, we want a book.”

(The clerk looks at her in silence, waiting for something else.)

Me: “Honey, all they sell are books.”

Wife: *embarrassed* “Oh, sorry, you’re right! We’re looking for books about Christian things.”

(The clerk and I both look at her in silence.)

Wife: *more embarrassed* “Uhm… something about the new pope.”

Clerk: “Certainly, ma’am, we have an entire section.”

Me: “Thank god!”

Related:

Has Faith But Lost All Pope, Part 2

Has Faith But Lost All Pope