Party Supplies In His Pants
(I am working the tablet display counter when a man walks in with his wife.)
Customer: “So, what’s the difference between these two tablets?”
Me: “This one has a faster processor and is better for playing video games or watching movies.”
Customer: “Good, because I’ll need the larger screen to watch all that po-… uh, party supplies…”
(At this, I can’t keep it together. The wife promptly collects her husband and leaves. As they’re leaving, he says…)
Customer: “I wanted to look at party supplies, honest…”