(My store exclusively sells religious books and gift items, such as posters. One of the posters depicts a funny fictional scene from The Old Testament: while Israelites catch manna falling from the sky in their mouths, one guy chokes in disgust. A bird flying overhead implies that he caught something much less pleasant than heavenly bread.)
Customer: “What is this?”
Me: “Oh, that’s an example of some of the posters we have for sale. That manna one is the most popular. People get a big kick out of it.”
Customer: “I can’t believe you would have a poster like this! How offensive!”
(This is the first time I’ve ever heard a customer complain about this particular poster. Most people chuckle when they walk past it.)
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “You should be! It’s disrespectful to one of the great patriarchs!”
Me “You mean Moses? He’s not the choking guy in the poster. He’s standing off to the side, see?”
Customer: “No! This entire poster is disrespectful! What a disgrace that you hang it in a Christian store!”
Me: “Well, can I help you find something else that’s more tasteful?”
Customer: “No, but you can get me your manager!”
Me: “The manager? Why?”
Customer: “I demand that this poster be taken down immediately! It’s so offensive!”
Me: “Ma’am, the manager is really busy right now. I’ll be happy to tell her later that—”
Customer: “Get her out here NOW!”
(I go drag the manager away from her phone conference and bring her out. The customer repeats her complaints about the poster.)
Manager: “I’m sorry you feel that way, ma’am, but the poster is one of the best-selling—”
Customer: “I demand that you take it down right now!”
Manager: “The poster is—”
Customer: “If you don’t take it down right now, I’ll never shop here again! You’ll lose all the money I spend at this store! I am a VERY loyal customer and come here all the time!”
(The manager rolled her eyes and took the poster down. Without even so much as a ‘thank you,’ the customer walked away in a huff. She didn’t buy anything… and we never saw her again after that. So much for that ‘loyal customer’!)