You Live For Her Job

| Working | November 4, 2016

(It’s my second time giving blood. The phlebotomist approaches with a needle and blood bag.)

Phlebotomist: “Well, this should be interesting. This is actually the first time I’ve ever inserted an IV into a living person!”

(It turned out she had worked in a morgue for 10 years, where she inserted IVs into cadavers, and this was her first day at the blood bank.)

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Drawing Blood For The Rokeg Blood Pie

, | Working | June 24, 2016

(I’m a Junior in high school and waiting to have my blood taken.)

Nurse: *as she’s sanitizing my arm, she looks up and sees the head doctor* “Aw, man… I hate it when he’s here. He always looks over your shoulder when you’re trying to work!”

Me: *twisting around to look in his direction*

Nurse: “He’s the bald man that looks like a Klingon.” *shocked look* “Did I say that out loud?”

Me: *dying of laughter* “Yes… Yes, you did!”

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Like Getting Blood From A Stone

| Right | February 21, 2014

(My friend and I are walking into a store with a blood drive van parked up front.)

Recruiter: “Hi! Would you like to donate blood? It could save a life!”

Friend: “Sorry. I don’t believe in helping others.”

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