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These Boots Were Made For Walking… In Circles  

, , , , , | Right | December 31, 2019

(I work at a call center for an online shoe store. I wish I were making this up.) 

Me: “Thank you for calling [Website]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you today?” 

Customer: “I bought some shoes from you guys, and I just don’t know if I’m going to like the color. Can you tell me what you think?” 

Me: “I can take a look for you! Do you have your order number?”

Customer: “No, no. I haven’t ordered them yet.”

Me: “Oh! I misunderstood. I thought you said you bought the shoes. I’m sorry about that. What shoes are you looking at?”

Customer: “No! I did buy the shoes!” 

Me: “Then… do you have your order number or an email I can look up?”

Customer: “I DIDN’T ORDER THEM YET! WHY DO YOU NEED MY EMAIL?”

Me: “I’m sorry, but I think we’re not understanding each other here. You’d like me to look at a pair of shoes, correct?”

Customer: “I JUST WANT YOU TO TELL ME IF YOU LIKE THE SHOES!” 

Me: “If you could tell me what shoe—“

Customer: “I’M TIRED OF THIS RUN-AROUND. I’VE ALREADY GIVEN ALL OF THIS INFORMATION TO YOU. WHY DID I EVEN CALL YOU?!”

Me: “…”

Customer: *hangs up*

Colorful Pronouns

, , , , , | Right | December 30, 2019

(I am a transgender man and wear a pin with my pronouns on it at work as a way to encourage their use without necessarily having to out myself. Today, I am ringing a woman out who repeatedly refers to me as “she.” After the third time, I gently correct her.)

Me: “Actually, ma’am, it’s ‘he.’”

Customer: “Huh?”

Me: *taps pin* “It’s ‘he,’ not ‘she.’”

Customer: “Oh! I thought that said, ‘she/him.’”

Me: *blinks and glances down at the pin, which very clearly reads “he/him”* “Er, no. It doesn’t.”

Customer: “Well! You can’t blame me for being confused! It’s pink!

(The pin is indeed pink.)

Me: “Well, I have a yellow one at home. I’ll have to wear that next time. Have a wonderful day, ma’am.”

Customer: *leaving* “It’s pink!


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Keep Unravelling That Purse String

, , , , | Right | December 30, 2019

(I have just finished serving a customer whom I think is acting a little odd. I turn to watch her leave. As she turns the corner out of sight, I just think that maybe I had her wrong. I am still looking at the corner she turned when I see her coming back down another aisle. She seems to be trying to look over fixtures at another of our counters and keeps checking over her shoulder. I make a beeline for her but am still on the opposite side of a table from her.)

Me: *loud and cheerful* “Is there anything else I can do for you today? You look like you are looking for something.” *starts making my way around the table to her*

Woman: *turns to me with deer in the headlights eyes, saying frantically* “OH! It was there; I didn’t touch it!”

Me: “What was there?”

Woman: *still frantic* “I swear it was here; I just found it.”

Me: “What did you find?”

Woman: *even more frantic* “I never put it here; I just saw it!” *turns and pretty much bolts away*

(Her reaction has made me a little fearful about what I might find. There are three levels to the unit she was standing at. The lighting is not great, but bending down I see a small black rectangular item sitting amidst some very dark stock on the second level. There was no way for the lady to have seen it unless she already knew it was there. I pull it out to find it is a purse, and I immediately carry it to my counter and page for the owner. I don’t get an answer, so I take it over to the second counter to have it placed in the office for safekeeping. A coworker sees me with it.)

Coworker: “WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?”

Me: “It was on the display; I noticed a customer acting weird.”

Coworker: “Was it the customer you just served?”

Me: “Yes, why?”

Coworker: “She was second in line and walked off, right before my customer noticed her purse was missing off the counter. I went after her and stopped her right by the display to ask if she had seen the purse, which she denied. We then watched her go around your counter, get served by you, and then leave. How did you find the purse?”

Me: “I noticed after she left, she pretty much snuck back, and it looked like she was trying to keep an eye on your counter at the same time. I went after her to see what she was up to.”

(The first customer had left her phone number and was very glad to have her purse back intact.)

Making Snap Judgements

, , , , , | Working | December 30, 2019

(I have lost my voice. After several days, a doctor’s visit, and lots of meds, I am told to not even try speaking for a couple of days. I am not contagious and I have things to do so I head to the store. I get to the cosmetics counter and try to flag down an employee. The only employee has her back turned to me so I am forced to snap my fingers. Obviously, she looks annoyed when she comes over. I scribble on a sheet of paper and hand it to her.)

Paper: *handwritten* “Sorry, I couldn’t get your attention any other way.” *preprinted* “I can’t talk. I can hear. I need to get [item] in the large size. I don’t need anything else. You can ring me up here or I can go to the main registers, whatever is easier for you. Thanks.”

Cashier: “Oh! Don’t worry about it. I thought you were just one of those customers, but I can’t complain about this. No problem. Let me see if we have it in the large size. I only see it in small but we might have more in the back. Our order just came in.”

(I smile and nod. She comes back.)

Cashier: “Sorry, we don’t have any large ones in stock. We might get more in later this week. So, do you want to wait, get a small one, or get two small ones?”

(I scribble again.)

Paper: “I’ll take one small and come back later.”

Cashier: “Sure thing. I’m going to ring you up here since you don’t want to have to repeat this whole note thing at the registers.”

Paper: “Thanks.”

(We manage to finish the transaction with hand gestures and scribbles. As I turn to leave, a man who has been hanging out nearby rushes towards me.)

Manager: “Look, I’m glad you are finally finished because you are banned from this store. You do not treat my employees like that. Snapping your fingers like they are dogs?! I don’t think so. I don’t ever want to see you here again.”

(I try to hand him the paper I’ve been using but he pushes it away. The cashier has come out from behind the counter and is trying to interrupt.)

Manager: “Get back to work. I’m dealing with this racist.”

Cashier: “Racist? What are you talking about? This lady can’t talk. She apologized for snapping her fingers but I had my back turned.”

Manager: “And I suppose she would have snapped her fingers no matter what race you were?”

Cashier: “If I had my back turned, yeah. She had a note, all the details written down and typed, ready when she got here. Pretty sure she had no idea what race the employee would be before she got here.”

Manager: “Right. You believe that?”

Cashier: “I’m calling [Store Manager] up here. Ma’am, would you mind waiting a second? I need to be sure you don’t get banned.”

(I nod and wait while she pages someone. All the while, the manager is standing there looking smug.)

Store Manager: “What’s up?”

(The manager, who I now realize is an assistant manager, starts on his story. Finally the cashier interrupts and explains.)

Store Manager: “So, what’s the problem?”

Cashier: “There was no problem until [Manager] here decided to complain about the customer communicating in the only way they could.”

(The store manager apologized to me and assured me that he would deal with the assistant. I still have no idea why he thought it was racial.)

We’re Still Confused

, , , , | Right | December 28, 2019

(I’m a cashier at the restaurant. A family of four guys has just come up to order. The youngest is maybe nine or ten. Note that all of our burgers usually come with ketchup, mustard, onion, and pickle.)

Boy: “Can I get a double cheeseburger meal with everything but onions?”

Me: “Did you want lettuce and tomato on that, too?”

Boy: “No.”

Me: “So…”

Boy: “And no condiments.”

Me: “So… plain? Nothing on it?”

Boy: “No. No onion, no condiments. Like, sauce.”

Me: “Oh, sorry. So, just pickle, then?”

Boy: “No. Just no onion and no condiments, but everything else.”

Me: “So… lettuce, tomato, and pickle?”

Boy: “Yes!” *walks away*