Of Course, They Aren’t Serious
(I am a waitress and two older women are seated in my section.)
Me: “Hi, can I start you off with anything to drink?”
Customer #1: “I would love a diet Coke.”
Customer #2: “Oh, yes, that sounds great. I will have one, too, but no ice.”
Me: “No problem. Can I get you anything else?”
([Customer #1] starts asking a few questions about our menu. After about a minute, she seems done with her questions.)
Me: “Can I get you anything else right now?”
Customer #2: “Yes, can I change my mind about my drink?”
Me: “Of course.”
Customer #2: *starts yelling* “Don’t you patronize me with all that ‘of course’ nonsense. Next time I want to tell you that I have changed my mind, you’d better tell me to get over myself and live with my decisions. Got it?”
Me: “Um, yes, ma’am.”
Customer #2: “Good. Now I would like a hot chocolate with only a little whipped cream.”
Me: “Okay, is there anything else you need?”
Customer #1: *not reacting to anything that just happened* “I am ready to order if that’s all right.”
Me: “Sure.”
Customer #2: *calm* “Oh, good, I would like blueberry pancakes.”