It is Saint Patrick’s Day, which falls on a Sunday this year. I just throw on my uniform and run to work as a cashier, not really remembering about the holiday. We wear khaki pants and a navy blue polo shirt with the company logo on it, so no green. No one really says anything except a couple of customers who make jokes about it, until this one lady comes through my line; she is totally normal until the end of the transaction.
Me: “Your total is [amount]; cash or card?”
She turns to the bagger, who is a minor, so his badge is a different color than mine, which happens to be green.
Customer: *Very intensely* “Are you wearing green?!”
The bagger points to his badge and smiles.
Bagger: “Yes, ma’am.”
The customer turns to me.
Customer: “What about you?!”
I laugh politely.
Me: “No, ma’am, I forgot about it this morning.”
Customer: “Well, then, you need to be pinched.”
She reaches across the register making a pinching motion. It takes a moment for the fact that she isn’t joking to register. By this time, we have completed the transaction and I have her receipt in my hand to give to her.
Me: “Haha…”
I realize that she is dead serious and it doesn’t seem like she wants to play; from her motions, she wants to take a piece out of my arm.
Customer: “You have to be pinched!”
I back away, wondering what I have gotten into.
Customer: *To her husband* “Pinch her! She isn’t wearing green!”
He is a little closer to me, getting their groceries. He sighs like this isn’t the first time and just tells her to let it go.
Me: *More serious now* “Ma’am, I will give you your receipt but do not pinch me.”
I hand it to her by the edge, keeping as much distance as possible between us. She leaves, yelling about the fact that I need to be pinched. I half expect her to run back in and tackle me. The poor sixteen-year-old bagger has been standing there with a WTF face the entire time, holding his badge in front of himself like a shield.
Me: *Heavy sigh* “Welcome to retail, where customers forget we are people, too, and might not want to be pinched by a stranger.”
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