Time To Swallow Common Sense

| Sweden | Related | December 28, 2015

(A coworker’s nephew is visiting the place. He is intrigued by a female coworker who is rather heavily pregnant.)

Coworker: “You see, there is a child in there.”

Nephew: *to the pregnant coworker* “Did you swallow him?”

Worst Of Luck To You

| Colorado, USA | Right | September 23, 2012

(I’ve just rung up a customer’s order and am handing her bingo cards.)

Me: “Good luck!”

Customer: *slaps my hand with her bingo cards* “Oh, h*** no! I don’t believe in good luck!”

Me: “Okay, then… bad luck?”

Customer: “Now that’s more like it!”

Dieters Are Of A Sweet Disposition

| Saskatchewan, Canada | Right | December 1, 2010

(A customer approaches the concessions counter.)

Customer: “Can I have a diet soda?”

Me: “Sorry, the fountain here is all out of diet soda.”

Customer: “That’s fine, I’ll just have a regular soda then.”

(I give her the regular soda that she asked for. I then watch as she goes to the condiment table and grabs about 5-6 packets of artificial sweetener, dumping it all into her drink.)

Me: “Um…? What are you doing?”

Customer: “I’m making it a diet soda.”

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When Your Number Is Up

| Nova Scotia, Canada | Right | May 19, 2010

Customer: “Hi, I’m here for the immunization clinic.”

Me: “Sir, this is a bingo hall.”

Customer: “You’re mistaken, the people at the hospital told me to come here.”

Me: “Sorry sir, this is a bingo hall. I don’t know why they would tell you to come here.”

Customer: “What are those people doing here then?” *points at the people playing bingo*

Me: “They’re playing bingo, sir.”

Customer: “You’re lying to me! You just want me to die!”

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