I have just arrived at the dentist’s office a bit before my appointment. After a few moments, the receptionist calls me over.
Receptionist: “We need to take care of your balance before your appointment.”
Me: “What balance?”
Receptionist: “From your last visit; you had a remaining balance.”
My last visit was six months ago, but I never received a bill.
Me: “That should have been covered. What’s the balance?”
Receptionist: “I need to look it up. Give me a moment.”
She starts going through the software, talking to the woman next to her. They go back and forth complaining about the new accounting software and complaining that they can’t find my balance. By now, it’s five minutes after my appointment was supposed to start, and the hygienist has already waved at me from behind the desk.
Me: “Can I do my appointment now while you two are working on this?”
Receptionist: “No, you have to settle the bill for your last cleaning before we do another one.”
Me: “Well… okay, but why are you waiting until right now to do this? I never got a bill, and the balance was never mentioned when I made this appointment or when you called me to confirm it.”
Receptionist: “We use a third party to send out the bills, so we have no control over that. And the system doesn’t tell us if you have a balance or not when we’re making appointments. Sorry about this. Just sit down and we’ll pull up the information.”
I sit down and wait. And wait. And wait. I can’t hear everything they say, but they seem to still be struggling to pull up my balance from their software. By now, my appointment slot is almost passed, and I have to get back to work.
Receptionist: “Sorry about this. Can you stay a bit longer? We had an opening after yours that you can take.”
Me: “No, I can’t. I have to get back to work.”
Receptionist: “Ah… okay. We’ll call you this afternoon with the balance, and you can make an appointment then. Sound good?”
Me: “Sure.”
I’m not happy with the situation, but I figure I’ll wait and see what the balance is and why I have it. I don’t get a call that afternoon, but I do get a call the next week… telling me I have a $50 fee for missing my appointment. I call them back up.
Me: “So, I have a fee for missing my last appointment on [date]?”
Receptionist: “Oh, yes, thank you for returning our call. What’s the card number?”
Me: “Um, no, I’m not paying this. I was at the appointment. You guys said I had a balance, which you couldn’t find, so I wasted my whole appointment in the waiting room waiting for you to figure out what I owed.”
Receptionist: “Yes, I remember. You left after that instead of taking the next appointment slot you were offered, which is why you’re getting that fee.”
Me: “I had to get back to work. I didn’t have time to stay for another hour.”
Receptionist: “I understand that. But when we book an appointment, we need to have some billable activity in that appointment, or we’re losing money, which is why we charge fees for missed appointments.”
Me: “But it’s not my fault you guys wouldn’t let me keep the appointment.”
Receptionist: “I understand that, but you were offered the next appointment and still chose to leave.”
Me: “Look. I’m not paying a fee for sitting around in the waiting room for an hour.”
Receptionist: *Sighing* “Let me talk to the office supervisor. We’ll call you back.”
They didn’t call me back. I figured the matter was resolved, so I never called back, but instead, I switched dentists so I could get my cleaning. Apparently, I should have followed up, because today I got a notice that a $50 bill had been sent to collections from my dentist, despite (again) no bills being sent to me. Still no word on that original balance, though.
Related:
A Most Unreceptive Receptionist, Part 18
A Most Unreceptive Receptionist, Part 17
A Most Unreceptive Receptionist, Part 16
A Most Unreceptive Receptionist, Part 15
A Most Unreceptive Receptionist, Part 14