A Sculpture Carved in Ignorance
As part of one of my odd jobs, I once worked as an errand boy for a marble workshop: whenever they needed me to bring something from the workshop to a client’s house, I was there with my three-wheeler to deliver.
I used to meet many people there, and I made actual friends with a couple of them, but this story’s about the only one there I hated to see around. He was a barely middle-aged guy who used to work for a rival marble workshop before the owner died childless and apprenticeless, and he was hired as extra hands for the sculpting area of our workshop.
You wouldn’t be able to tell as a person from the outside because he acted as if he owned the place; between shouting at the exact brand of tools used even though most were equivalent, the automatic berating of any high school-age apprentice that came into the workshop for the pettiest reasons, and his absolutely endless homophobic jokes directed at me because I didn’t drive “a manly van”, he made the workplace absolutely unpleasant.
Then, one rainy day, I was called to load some boxes of “scrap crafts” (that is, statuettes and other things made out of the bigger chunks that break off blocks) for a shop in town. During that time, the owner’s younger brother was there helping out with carrying stuff around.
Sculptor: “Hey, Fruity [My Name], are you going to take all day to load this, or are you waiting for your lover to come about?”
Me: “Give a man a moment, will you? I’ve just stepped into the shop.”
Sculptor: “Well, pick up the pace, then. No one here can afford to wait around for your loose a**.”
Me: “I’m literally going to load these boxes on my three-wheeler right now. The h*** do you want from me?”
Sculptor: “To do it quicker, you [ableist slur].”
Then, there was a loud groan. I turned around in a snap.
Owner’s Brother: “You. Must. Shut. UP! [My Name] comes in every other day to haul boxes and statues, does it without b****ing, and doesn’t even ask for that much. You don’t do anything but chisel like you’re wanking and scream at teens that want to learn how to do this job. The only reason you’re still here is that [Owner] wants you to have the dignity of retiring with something, but I’m not so generous.”
Sculptor: “Well, f*** you, too! Fine, but don’t come back crying to me if this shop goes down because you waste marble on some r****ded teens and slow-a** f****ts who don’t haul.”
During all of this discussion, I managed to load two boxes. Apparently, [Sculptor]’s retort was enough to convince the owner to put the guy on probation, but I think he just relegated him to odd hours, as I didn’t see him again but did hear him shout from elsewhere in the workshop from time to time afterward.