(When my fiancé and I are planning our wedding, we attend a wedding show at the local convention centre. Pretty much every kiosk has a contest, and we enter every single one, hoping to win something cool. A few weeks later, we get a call from an unknown number. We’ve won a trip to the Bahamas! And all we have to do is give them our credit card number for “processing fees” and attend a “brief” two-hour presentation on timeshares. How lucky can you get? Alarm bells instantly start ringing in my head, but my fiancé — who’s extremely intelligent but can be a little naïve at times — has already gotten his card out and is preparing to read off the numbers. I wave at him frantically and he stop.)
Caller: “Yes? Sir? I need the rest of your card’s numbers.”
Me: “It’s a scam. Don’t do it.”
Fiancé: “Are you sure?”
Me: “Remember that [Broadcast] exposé on scammers? If you have to pay any money for a prize, it’s not a legitimate contest.”
Fiancé: “Crap, you’re right.”
Caller: “Sir?”
Fiancé: “Never mind. We don’t want the trip.”
Caller: *incredulously* “What?! You don’t want a free trip to the Bahamas? You’re joking.”
Fiancé: “We’re not joking, and I’m hanging up now.”
Caller: “Wait! My supervisor would like to talk to you.”
Fiancé: “What for?”
Caller: “One moment, please, sir.”
Supervisor: “Hello? My employee tells me that you’re turning down a free trip to the Bahamas, but that can’t be right.”
Fiancé: “We’re definitely turning it down, because this is a scam.”
Supervisor: *offended tone* “I beg your pardon? This is no scam, sir.”
Fiancé: “Yeah, well, my fiancée is sure that it is, and I trust her.”
Supervisor: “Sir, ask yourself this question. Who wears the pants in your household?”
Fiance: “What did you just say?”
Supervisor: *oblivious* “I mean, you’re not even married yet. Is this the way you want your married life to go? Your wife telling you what to do?”
Fiancé: *starts laughing*
Supervisor: “What’s so funny?”
Fiancé: “Oh, man. If you ever had a chance of getting my credit card info from me, you just blew it. Bye.” *hangs up*