Oh, So Worth It, Part 2
Customer: *Tossing a receipt at me* “You overcharged me, you stupid b****!”
Me: “You asked for the chicken combo with cajun fries?”
Customer: “Yeah! And I was overcharged twenty-five cents, you stupid b****!”
Me: “Please stop swearing, ma’am. The cajun fries are a twenty-five-cent upcharge from the regular combo.”
Customer: “That’s stupid! I want my money back!”
Me: “If you can give back the cajun fries, I can replace them with regular.”
Customer: “Stuck up [trans slur] b****!”
I am not trans, but I present as androgynous, and this has crossed a line for me as well as decent society. I take a quarter from the register and toss it on the floor.
Me: “Here, take your money and go. You don’t deserve any more of my time.”
Customer: “I will call corporate and get you fired!”
Me: “And it still would have been worth it. Next customer, please!”
I was not fired.
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