He Will Be Hot Headed About This Subject

| Related | August 27, 2012

(I’m on a beach with my 6-year-old brother, who plays nearby. At some point, I hear him scream in frustration.)

Brother: “Argh!”

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Brother: “I’m putting hot stones on my head! Why isn’t my hair on fire yet?”

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Sheldon Cooper Dating Amy Farrah-Fowler, Part 3

| Romantic | August 3, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are both huge biology nerds. We’re at the beach.)

Me: “Oh, look a jellyfish. I hope I don’t get stung.”

Boyfriend: “Well, if you do, don’t rinse it off in fresh water. It’ll cause the nematocysts (stinging cells) to discharge and sting you more.”

Me: “Of course not, it’s the change in pH that they sense, right?”

Boyfriend: “Right. Your best bet would be to just let it dry out.”

Me: “That reminds me, which phyla is your favorite?”

 

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Going Super Boo-va

| Romantic | July 13, 2012

(My boyfriend is a chemistry major at the local university and I am a physics major at the same school. We are laying on the beach one night after a long day of studying for finals.)

Boyfriend: “Such a beautiful night.”

Me: “Not really…you can’t see any stars. It’s too cloudy.”

Boyfriend: *looking at me* “I’m looking at one right now.”

Me: *outraged* “I am not a ball of gas!”

Boyfriend: “No, but you do destroy half the universe when you explode.”

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Big Love

| Romantic | July 11, 2012

(My fiancé and I are at the beach, and the sun is starting to set.)

Me: “Look! It’s so beautiful. Be romantic with me!”

(I snuggle in his arms.)

Him: “Okay, I’m being romantic. Are we looking at the sunset or the fat guy?”

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Taco But Not Tacky

| Romantic | May 29, 2012

(My boyfriend of 4 years and I are having some tacos on the beach by our house after a long day of work. He turns to me with a makeshift ring made out of a taco wrapper.)

Boyfriend: “I love you, will you marry me?”

Me: *laughing at what I think is a joke* “Of course! I will cherish this taco wrapper forever!”

Boyfriend: “Good, unwrap it.”

(There is a diamond ring inside and he got down on one knee and of course, I said yes. We’ve been married 5 years now, and I still have the taco wrapper.)

 

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