A Nation Of Male Shopkeepers

, , , , , | Learning | December 28, 2017

(My family has just moved from England to rural Australia. Being the new kid, I get lots of different questions. However, some of the kids in my new school aren’t the brightest of people. One day before class I’m standing around with a couple of guys from class when one really gormless member says:)

Classmate #1: “So, like… Do you have girls in England?”

(I give him an “Are you kidding me?” look; then, I realize he’s actually serious. Thankfully, one his mates steps in.)

Classmate #2: “Of course they have girls, you dumb s***! What do you think the Queen is?!”

(He takes a few minutes to process this fact before the light-bulb turns on. You can practically hear the gears his brains clicking.)

Classmate #1: “Oh, yeah, right!”

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