(I am working at a small local pub/restaurant not far from the beach on Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. You can literally see the ocean from the tables on the porch outside our establishment. We get a lot of visitors from all over, but none were ever this geographically challenged.)
Guest: “How long has this been an island?”
Me: *joking* “About twenty years, I think. It was purchased from Belize and towed up here.”
Guest: *oddly* “So… does the water go all the way around the island?”
Me: “Only at night, sir… Y’know, during high tide.”
Guest: *nodding* “Hmmm… I thought so.”
Wife: “It can’t be an island… We crossed a bridge!”
Me: *suddenly realizing they’re NOT joking, and that they really are this stupid* “Yep, you did. Over water.”
Wife: *b****y* “So… what’s on the other side of that lake, then?” *pointing east*
Me: “Spain.”
Wife: “Oh, honey… we can get to Spain from here!”
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