Has A Lot On His Plate

, , , | Right | January 18, 2018

(I work at a banquet hall, and today we’re serving a large pig roast to a senior center. I am a server, and I am taking the customer’s plates when I see an elderly man with an empty plate.)

Me: “Excuse me, sir, but may I take your plate from you?”

Customer: “Can’t you see that I’m not finished eating?!”

Me: *silence*

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Made A Believer Out Of Her

, , , , , | Friendly | December 14, 2017

(I’m at a relative’s 60th birthday party and they are playing 60s-80s music. The Monkees’ “I’m a Believer” comes on, and a little girl near me gets really excited.)

Little Girl: “I know that song!”

(My husband and I look at each other, thinking this girl knows one of the “classics”.)

Little Girl: “It’s from Shrek!”

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