All Computers Come With Cache

| UK | Crazy Requests, Money, Technology, Theme Of The Month

Customer: “How do I get money out of this account?”

Coworker: “It’s an internet based savings account. You can transfer money from it online.”

Customer: “Can’t I get it from a tray in my computer?”

Coworker: *trying not to laugh* “Unfortunately that’s not a facility on your account.”

Customer: “Well, it looks like I’ll have to change banks!”

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 26

| Belgium | Extra Stupid, Money

(I work a summer job in a bank. An angry customer storms in and slams a card on the counter.)

Customer: “I tried to get money out of the cash machine but it won’t give me anything!”

Me: “Well, sir. It seems—”

Customer: “I’m not poor! There’s money in my account! You can check it!”

Me: “Well, sir—”

Customer: “I just want my d*** money! Give it to me!”

Me: “Sir… That’s a library card.”

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 25
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 24
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 23
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 22
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 21
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 20
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 19
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 18
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 17
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 16
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 15
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 14
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 13
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 12

Big Brother Is Watching Itself

| IL, USA | Extra Stupid

(I was work as a teller. Our credit union has just gotten ID scanners. I am trying to explain the process to one credit union member after finishing his transaction.)

Me: “We also have the option of scanning your ID so you don’t have to have it on you when you withdraw money.”

Member: “You’d have all my information on your computer?”

Me: “We already have most of it from when you set up your account. This just brings up your ID for transactions.”

Member: “No, I don’t think I’ll do that. If I do that, then the government will get all the information off my license! I can’t let them have that information!”

(The member leaves. I turn to my coworker.)

Me: “So, he doesn’t want the government to see his government-issued license.”

Coworker: “Apparently.”