A couple has ordered a cake decorated with “rainbow colors.” I make them a tie-dye-esque beauty. The next day, they come for the cake. I hand it to them, but they look at the cake, at me, and at the cake again.
Customer: “We can’t buy this cake.”
Me: “I’m so sorry. Is something wrong?”
I am thinking that maybe it isn’t up to par, even though my manager loved it.
Customer: “This cake has a rainbow. Rainbows support the gays.”
I stare at them, thinking it’s a joke because there are NO RAINBOWS on the cake. I didn’t even put the whole spectrum on the cake because it blended horribly! It is red, yellow, green, and blue. But that’s not the worst thing, because they ORDERED… RAINBOW… COLORS.
I laugh and shrug it off. This has to be a joke.
Me: “Well, have a lovely day!”
Customer: “Well, are you going to replace the cake?”
They aren’t kidding.
I’m a calm person. I’ve been jumped, mugged, and insulted. That didn’t upset me in the slightest. But guess what? I’m gay! So, I’m insulted, angry, and generally not a happy camper.
Me: *With my best fake smile* “I’ll get my manager.”
I get my manager and explain the situation.
Manager: “What you ordered is what you get.”
Customer: “We want to speak to the store manager.”
We got the store manager and explained the situation. He told us, for the sake of his sanity, to redo the cake. The manager dolled up another cake, and the family grabbed it and left.
Twenty feet away, the mother decided to whip out her phone and started texting while holding the cake in one hand. Splat went the cake. Even better? The family was done up in their Sunday best. The cake was in a plastic container, not a box, so it popped right open when it hit the ground and got icing all over their fancy clothes.
They came back to the counter begging for a freebie. We didn’t make them another.