A Career In Loss Prevention
I worked for the electronic surveillance side of our very large store’s loss prevention after I got out of service. My job sometimes involved the physical side, and I was trained in both.
By far the craziest things I saw were people absolutely destroying something and then returning it. I have seen riding mowers that have absolutely been beaten to h*** returned after eighty days or so. Chainsaws, bikes, you name it.
One of the funnier ones was a guy who would buy a new rifle and scope combination for deer season and then return it after the season was over. As firearms sales are final unless there is a defect, you really have to work hard to bend something on a rifle and make it look like a manufacturer defect. They said he did it every year.
Returning clothing is easy at our store; basically, you can return it for any reason as long as it isn’t torn or stained. But people have wonderful stories that they feel they have to tell about how the size changed or the color is now different.
I saw a guy who was wearing a bulky coat with what at a glance appeared to be hands hanging out of the sleeves. Suddenly, two hands appeared out of the zipper opening and grabbed and hid the merchandise they tried to steal.
People try and hide merchandise under their babies in child carriers; that happens a lot.
I think the wildest, most unbelievable thing I ever saw was when a woman brought three boys between seven and eleven, and as they got inside the store, she told them right next to me (I was in civilian clothing so I didn’t look like security or an employee), “Destroy the place however you want.” And they tried to do exactly that. As she started shopping, they took off in different directions with the intention of causing enough distractions so that she could shoplift a few items.
Now when people say to me, “Thank you for your service,” I ask them, “Military or retail?”