I deliver pizzas. I’m on my last delivery of the night. It’s a nicer house. I pull up, grab the pizzas out of my car, and walk toward the driveway.
Two figures pop out from behind a bush next to the garage. It’s dark out, so I can barely see them. One has a hood on with his drawstrings pulled so that most of his face is covered. It freaks me out. I think they are middle schoolers or possibly freshmen in high school, tall enough that I confuse them for possible adults at first.
Anyway, it freaks me out and I just stop.
Me: “What are you guys doing?”
I am so scared that I am about to get robbed.
They don’t say a word. One just holds up money, so I walk up the driveway by the garage to meet them. They have a phone propped up against the garage door and one starts giggling. I think maybe they are trying to film a prank. Once I get closer, I can see they are between thirteen and fifteen years old.
Me: “Hey, just so you guys know, you don’t want to be dressing and acting like that, because the pizza delivery guy is gonna think you’re trying to rob them.”
They just mock what I said, so I opened the bag and hand one of them the pizzas.
Me: “Wait until you guys have to work a job like this.”
The other one mocks me again and then — it turns out the phone is on a FaceTime call — some kid on the phone speaks up.
Phone Kid: “Give them the pizza, you monkey!”
And they all laugh. I don’t say anything. Then, the kid with the hood gives me $22.
Kids: *In unison* “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!”
And they walked inside, laughing. I thought it was odd that I would give him the pizzas before getting the money because I know better than that. I looked at the delivery tab, and just as I thought, IT WAS ALREADY PAID FOR. $20.95 had already been paid for by credit card. I didn’t say a word and just left.
Now, I’m not a bad guy. Normally, when this happens or someone doesn’t realize how much change they should have, I always, ALWAYS, ask if they would like change. But after being mocked, f***ed with, called a monkey and an animal, and told to keep the change, I decided I would. No way I was gonna chase them to their door to give them that back after the way they treated me.
I’m thinking they ordered online and their parents left them money or something and they didn’t realize it was paid for. That, or they were just very generous with the tip. I’m eighteen, and honestly, I might’ve thought what they were doing was funny years ago, but working low-paying customer service jobs has changed my perspective. I don’t find pranks that mess with employees funny anymore. Hopefully, these two learn a lesson.