They Deserve All The Credit
(My husband and I are out for a walk and as we round the corner to our house, we notice a credit card on the ground. This is our conversation with the credit card company.)
Husband: “Hi, my name is [Husband] and we found a credit card on the ground outside and would like to let the owner know it’s been found. Would you be able to help us with that?”
Credit Card Company Rep: “You want to return it?”
Husband: “Yes…”
Credit Card Company Rep: “I have been working here ten years and I have never had anyone call trying to return a lost card to its owner before!”
Husband: *long pause*
Credit Card Company Rep: “Okay, well, once I get the name and the number on the card, go ahead and destroy the card and I will contact our client and let them know the card has been found and deactivated.”
Husband: “Okay! Thank you!”
Credit Card Company Rep: “No! Thank you! You just restored my faith in humanity!”