A Couple Of Egyptian First-Born That Would Disagree…
(I am recounting a true story I read on the Internet to my mother where a Jewish bride-to-be receives a cross necklace from a relative to wear at the wedding. She doesn’t seem to react as strongly as I expected, so I decide to clarify just what is wrong. Note that while my mom is Catholic, I’m atheist.)
Me: “Jewish people don’t believe in Jesus.”
Mom: “Why not? They don’t believe in having a god?”
Me: “They just go by the Old Testament.”
(I’m not exactly sure what happened at this point, but about two sentences later:)
Me: “Well, the Old Testament is pretty much a collection of stories of God getting angry and killing people.”
Mom: “God never killed anyone!”
Me: “Forty days and forty nights?”
(She gave me a look and left the room.)