Feeding The Fued
(I’ve just started working the evening shift as wait staff on a very quiet night, while one of the young cooks has just finished. He comes up to the bar to have an after-work beer. It should be noted that all the staff get along very well and often tease each other.)
Cook: *as he sits at the bar* “I hear the service here is s***.”
Me: *without missing a beat* “Yeah, and the food’s even worse.”
(He immediately gets up and leaves.)
Bartender: *calls out after him* “Ooh, shots fired. Get back in your box!”