(I work in the deli section of a small, independent grocery store. It’s twenty minutes past my shift end, and I’m still in the store doing some personal shopping before going home. A coworker, who has been rude to me before, starts calling out, “Deli! Deli! DELI!” until I turn around. She is with a regular customer, who gets specialty bread from the freezer out back.)
Coworker: “Do you know where the bread is? The specialty one?”
Me: “Yes, but—”
Coworker: “Go fetch it, then.”
Me: “No, I’m not on shift. It’s in the freezer and clearly labelled.”
(I go to leave. I’ve been paying for my stuff while this happens:)
Coworker: “No, you need to get it.” *to the customer* “She’ll get it for you. No worries.”
(Just as I’m about to tell her goodbye and leave, my boss — the owner of this particular store — comes out, and having heard part of the conversation, turns to me and says:)
Boss: “You can spare two minutes. I’ll wait.”
(I hate these people.)