(I work in a drive-thru at a fast food store.)
Customer: “I would like a bacon egg burger.”
Me: “Was that a bacon and egg muffin?”
Customer: “Yes, but add tomato and ketchup.”
Me: “Okay, that’s $4.95. Please drive forward.”
(The customer pays, gets his muffin, and then drives away. He comes back through the drive-thru about five minutes later.)
Customer: “Excuse me. I ordered a f****** bacon egg burger, and you gave me this s***.”
Me: “I’m sorry. You ordered a bacon egg muffin with tomato and ketchup. What’s wrong with it?”
Customer: “I just wanted a burger.”
Me: “So, a hamburger with bacon, egg, and tomato?”
Customer: “Yes, just give me my f****** burger.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll get that out to you.”
(He gets his burger and drives away, but he’s soon back in my drive-thru.)
Customer: “How f****** hard is it to make me a f****** burger?”
(I’m tired of his ranting.)
Me: “So, exactly what do you want?”
Customer: “A f****** bacon egg burger.”
Me: “Yes, but what exactly on the burger and what bun?”
Customer: “A normal bun with bacon, egg, burger, tomato, and ketchup.”
Me: “Right, I’ll get that to you.”
(I then go make a quarter-pound burger with no cheese added, bacon, egg, and tomato, with ketchup, worth double his original payment.)
Me: “There you are; just so you know, next time you order just say that you want a quarter po—”
Customer: “I don’t give a f*** what I say; you should know what I want!” *drives away*