Look Inside To Find The Answers You Seek
(A woman comes to the registers with an opened wireless mouse. Note that most wireless mice at the time keep the USB attachment inside the mouse’s battery case to prevent loss.)
Customer: “I need to return this.”
Me: “Certainly. Might I ask why?”
(It’s our standard question; we’ll take back almost anything, but I need to know why so I can mark it as saleable or damaged.)
Customer: “It didn’t have the little USB thing.”
(The customer points to the already opened and thoroughly inspected packaging.)
Me: “Woah, really?”
Customer: “Yeah, I looked everywhere.”
Me: “Huh, not even on the inside?”
Customer: “Not even… inside?”
(I open up the mouse’s battery pack and sure enough, there’s the USB.)
Customer: “I don’t need to return this.”