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Underaged And Overburdened

, , , , , , , , | Right | September 20, 2023

I am under eighteen, so I am not allowed to sell alcohol. There is a sign at almost every stage of my lane that states this, but we all know customers and signs! I am checking out a customer when I see the next customer in the lane with some alcohol in their cart. I take the opportunity to save them some time.

Me: “Excuse me, sir! Excuse me! Hi. Just to let you know, I am not allowed to sell you alcohol because—”

Before I can continue, the next customer starts shouting at me, almost spitting at the mouth.

Next Customer: “Why?! Are you one of them Muslims?! If it’s soooooo against your precious religion to touch alcohol, then they shouldn’t let you be working here!”

Me: “No, sir, it’s bec—”

Next Customer: “Go back to your own country if you don’t like the way it is here!”

The customer I am currently serving turns to the raving next customer and shouts over them.

Customer: “Oh, my God, shut up! Read the f****** sign! She’s sixteen! She can’t serve you alcohol because it’s the law!”

The next customer finally sees the sign and glares at us both.

Next Customer: “Well, you should have told me!”

Customer: “She tried to, but then your bigotry started showing. Now shut up and let me check out in peace!”

The next customer was quiet and sheepish for their whole transaction. Thank goodness some customers can say what we can’t!

This Customer Keeps On Ramping Up

, , , , , , , | Right | September 18, 2023

I have a disability that requires a wheelchair, but when required, I can stand for a minute or two. My friend and I are entering the store where we both work, and the wheelchair ramp is blocked by someone using an electric wheelchair that seems to have run out of juice. I can see him arguing with an older woman, and it doesn’t look like it’s going to be resolved any time soon.

Not wanting to be late for work, my friend asks me:

Friend: “Think you can make it up those five stairs or shall we wait?”

Me: “I can do those five.”

Very clumsily, I get up from my wheelchair, and holding the rails, I make the slow climb of five steps while my friend carries the wheelchair. I’m not even halfway up when I hear the other customer in the electric wheelchair shouting at me.

Customer: “Are you mocking me?!”

Me: *Getting back into my wheelchair* “What? No.”

Customer: “Yes! You are! You’re calling me fat and mocking my disability!”

Me: “I’m lucky enough that I can move short distances, so we thought we would use the stairs since we could.”

Customer: “Because the fat blob is blocking the ramp, is that it?!”

Me: “Sir, you obviously have a chip on your shoulder about some things, but please know that I just want to get into the store as quickly as possible. I didn’t say or do anything to you.”

Customer: “Lazy fake-a** liar! Pretending to need a wheelchair when people like me really need it!”

My friend glares at him, but he’s learned that I prefer to fight my own battles, and I have deemed this one not worthy of my time. I clock in and wheel myself over to my checkout and start my workday.

An hour or so later, the same customer comes through my lane. (I work at one of the extra-wide disabled access lanes.) He is still with the older woman, and neither of them seems to recognize me as I start scanning his items.

Customer: “All the other register operators are standing, but you’re sitting down. Are you mocking me?”

Me: “Seriously, sir? Again with this?”

The customer then looks at me properly and notices that I am sitting in my wheelchair and not a regular chair.

Customer: “You again! Are you following me?! Spend all day making fun of the disabled fat guy, is it?”

Me: “Sir, I am literally just trying to scan your items and get you sent on your way.”

Customer: “Where’s your manager? They need to know that they have hateful staff who like to discriminate against disabled people!”

I sigh, call my manager over, and continue to ignore the customer as I finish scanning his items. My manager comes over expecting a simple question about pricing and suddenly is hit with a wave of shouting from my custome.

Customer: “This hateful person has been mocking my disability all morning! He laughed at me when I got stuck coming into the store, and now he’s pretending to need a wheelchair to make me feel like a [slur for disabled people].”

Manager: “Uh… sir, [My Name] here genuinely needs his wheelchair. He is not mocking you or anyone else by using it.”

Customer: “Bulls***! He climbed the stairs like it was nothing!”

Me: “It took me a full minute to make the climb, and I was holding on to the rail the entire time! It was not nothing!

Customer: “You were mock—”

Manager: *Cutting him off* Sir! I am not going to entertain any such accusations against my staff. Now please pay for your items and leave.”

Customer: “But he’s mocking the disabled—”

Finally, the older woman speaks up as she has seemingly had enough.

Older Woman: “Jesus Christ, [Customer]! You’re not disabled; you’re just fat! This poor man doesn’t have a choice but to use his wheelchair, but you do! So shut up, buy your f****** mac and cheese, and let’s get out of here! You’ve embarrassed me enough already!”

The man sheepishly pays for his items and starts to leave, with the woman still muttering:

Older Woman: “I thought I stopped raising a baby thirty years ago!”

Getting Checked Out At The Checkout

, , , , , | Right | September 18, 2023

I am making small talk with a regular at the grocery store. He’s always been a very friendly guy and easy to talk to.

Customer: “Do you like working here?”

Me: “It’s okay, I guess.”

Customer: *Handing me a card* “Give me a call if you want to change careers.”

I look at the card. He’s a manager at the local “Gentleman’s club”.

Me: “Not looking to be a stripper, thanks. No offense to those who are. Does this kind of recruitment usually work?”

Customer: “Oh, yeah! Young women working checkout are low-hanging fruit, especially when we tell them that any customer who steps out of line in our establishment gets permanently banned, not given coupons instead.”

I admit I laugh.

Me: “Ha! That does sound refreshing.” *Jokingly* “If my degree falls through at [Local University], then I’ll give you a call.”

Customer: “Oh, you’re studying at [Local University]? Maybe don’t call me, then. Half of the tenured professors are clients.”

When They’re Already Too Sick (In The Head)

, , , , , , | Right | September 14, 2023

I have just given the customer their total.

Customer: “What?! That’s a ridiculous amount to charge someone who has cancer!”

Me: “Oh… I am sorry, sir. However, I am afraid that doesn’t entitle you to a discount.”

Customer: “Oh… really? What if I had something else?”

Me: “Sir?”

Customer: “How sick do I have to be to get a discount? For next time.”

Obama Drama, Part 8

, , , , , | Right | September 14, 2023

A customer’s card has been declined at the checkout. It is 2010.

Customer: “That’s so weird! I should have money in there!”

She checks her online banking.

Customer: “Wait, my health insurance payment came out? I thought Obama said I didn’t need to do that anymore?!”

Related:
Obama Drama, Part 7
Obama Drama, Part 6
Obama Drama, Part 5
Obama Drama, Part 4