Signs Of Influence, Part 2
Reading this story reminded me of when the owner of our store helped us out using a similar method. I work in a small-ish convenience store owned by a guy who has been in retail a long time — long enough to have heard it all and to have had some fun putting some random fun signs up near the cashier stations.
Me: “Hmm, this item doesn’t seem to be scanning. I’ll need to type it in manually.”
Customer: “Ha! If it doesn’t scan, does that mean it’s free?”
I stare with cold, emotionless eyes at the customer as I point to a sign literally above my head.
Sign: “In this store, ‘It must be free’ is a request for ritualistic combat to the death.”
Me: “Would you prefer swords, axes, or a spiked mace as your weapon of choice, sir?”
Customer: “I… guess you hear that a lot, huh?”
Not everyone shared the owner’s sense of humor, but all agreed if there was a sign dedicated to it then it must happen… a lot.
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Signs Of Influence