I am helping an angry-looking woman at the self-checkout. I am relatively new to working — and to working retail!
Customer: “It is ridiculous that it needs you to come over and verify my age! I’m sixty-f******-three!”
Me: “The machine can’t confirm that, ma’am, so it needs to call me over.”
Customer: “It has cameras, don’t it? It should be able to tell!”
Me: “Maybe one day, but for now, it’s not capable of—”
Customer: “Are you calling me incapable?”
Me: *Confused* “No? I was saying—”
Customer: “Get me your manager! You’re ageist!”
Knowing better than to argue with crazy, I call my manager over. He deals with her, sends her on her way, and then comes over to me.
Manager: “Yeah, she just wanted to make a scene to try and get a discount. Her story was changing as she was telling it.”
Me: “What did she say?”
Manager: “Did you call her a b****?”
Me: “Maybe in my mind.”
Manager: “Is that all? I thought far worse words.”
Me: “Haha, well, no, I said nothing like that. She said I called her a b****?”
Manager: “She said your face said it.”
Me: “Not my fault I have resting b**** face.”
Manager: “That’s resting? I’d hate to see if you put any effort into it.”
Me: “A few more weeks working here… we’ll see.”
I loved that manager.
Relate:
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 6
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 5
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 4
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 3
Self-Check Yourself Before You Self-Wreck Yourself, Part 2