It is Christmas Eve and the store is insanely busy, as expected. I am head cash this evening, and most customers are extremely understanding if I make a mistake from going too fast or if we don’t have anything in stock. All in all, it’s a lovely shift since we close early at 5:00 pm.
A regular shows up beside my cash register on the other side of the half-door closing off the cash area; she’s waiting for her friend in the line. For context, she is extremely old, uses a walker, and most importantly, wheezes every three words and is incredibly annoying even if you aren’t overwhelmed by Christmas Eve in a retail store. She’s a talker, so while she’s sitting in her walker next to the cash she talks about God knows what.
My manager comes up and leans over her to look at the break schedule posted at cash. She has a few returns in her hand. The lady points at a pink fuzzy hair clip in my manager’s hand.
Old Lady: “Oh, I want this!”
Manager: “Oh, yeah, of course!”
The manager gives it to her and walks away.
Old Lady: *Turns to me* “Could you cash this out for me, dear?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but you’ll have to wait in line with everybody else.”
Old Lady: *Whining a bit* “Well, that’s not fair; it’s just one small item!”
Me: “It’s really busy and everyone else has been waiting in the line, and it wouldn’t be fair for me to allow someone to cut in.”
The old lady looks at the line and back at me with fake pain her voice and eyes.
Old Lady: “Oh, I can’t wait in that line!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t ring you through before everyone else.”
I turn back to the line of customers.
Me: “I can help who’s next!”
I’m ringing through customer after customer as fast as I can and even with all four cashiers working, the line is stretching almost in a circle back through an aisle. As I’m working, the old lady keeps asking me to ring in her item over and over and I keep telling her I can’t. Now my assistant manager comes up to go into the cash area.
Old Lady: “Oh, sweetheart, could you ring this up for me real fast?”
Assistant Manager: “I’m sorry, hun, but it is Christmas Eve and all these customers have been waiting. Now I’m gonna need you to move so I can get through the door.”
My assistant manager comes and goes, also dealing with the repeated question. Eventually, the old lady decides to silently lean on the half-door next to me and invade my space and wheeze in my ear. She eventually slides the hair clip and some cash onto the corner of my counter, making the customers I’m ringing up incredibly uncomfortable.
I’m trying my best to ignore her during this because I am not letting her think she can play a sympathy card whenever she wants. The second cashier finishes a customer and calls the next one up, and the old lady cuts in front of them and asks the second cashier, who has probably been watching this play out, the same question, complete with puppy dog eyes.
Old Lady: “Could you please ring this up for me?”
he cashier shot me a look that said, “Come on. I should just do it.” I shot back a look that said, “No, don’t; she needs to learn her lesson.” The cashier looked at me like, “Sorry!”, and then quickly rang the old lady through while the other customer was waiting.
Now I was fuming that the second cashier blew all my hard work of ignoring the old lady’s pleas, but later while thinking about it, I learned something that’s extremely important to know when working in retail: you have to know when to make a customer learn their lesson, and when to do what they want just to get them the f*** out of your store!