One Card Exits You From The Matrix
For the fourth Saturday in a row, I am the only cashier on duty and I have a ridiculously long line. We are badly understaffed in the first place, and we had both a call-out and a no-call, no-show. I’m doing the best I can.
A group of people comes to my register with three large items, so I expect it to be a fairly simple transaction. It is, until one of the men holds up two credit cards. One is red and one is blue.
Customer: “Pick one.”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “One is mine; one is hers.”
He nods to the woman who I presume is his wife.
Customer: “Pick the one I pay with.”
Me: “Sir… I literally don’t care.”
Customer: “Pick one!”
I glance at the line, hoping he’ll take a hint, but he’s insisting I select the card he uses. In the interest of getting him out of my life, I pick the red card.
Customer: “D***! That one’s mine!”
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Next Saturday, I’m considering calling in sick.