The Couponator: The Next Generation
A mother is paying at the checkout.
Mom: “Oh, wait! I have a coupon!”
She grabs her phone from her little boy, maybe four or five years old, who has been keeping himself occupied with it.
Child: “Mom! I want to use your phone!”
Mom: “Not now. Mommy is using it for the coupon.”
Child: “Why do you have a phone and I don’t? You don’t have that many friends.”
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The Couponator 44: The Clapback
The Couponator 43: The Visionary Gossiper
The Couponator 42: The Malicious Complier
The Couponator 41: The Saga Of The Long-Suffering Wife
The Couponator 40: Armageddon