I work in a fishing store. In walks one of my regular customers and a new guy, an older guy in his sixties. As is customary here in Poland, I greet them with a “good morning”. It’s rude not to reply or acknowledge a greeting, so my regular says hello. The old dude, however, does not. But I give it no mind.
My regular gets some gear (around $140 worth) and gets to paying. The old dude lines up behind him and waits.
Regular: “D***, I’m supposed to go shopping for groceries and I only have $160 on me.”
He starts to put back some items, so I stop him.
Me: “It’s fine. I’ll give you twenty bucks off since you buy here weekly.”
He leaves happy with enough cash left for groceries.
Seeing that, the old dude grabs some more stuff and comes back to get checked out.
Old Dude: “All right, that’s all. I grabbed some more stuff because I saw you were selling at a discounted price, so what’s my discount gonna be?”
I look at his total and it comes out to about $60.
Me: “Sir, I can’t really give you a discount since we usually give discounts with purchases equal to or above $100. But I’ll tell you what; I’ll give you fifty percent off the most expensive item in your bag—” *a fifty-dollar item* “—but if you promise to come back soon!
I say this jokingly with a big smile that quickly fades.
Old Dude: “Who the f*** do you think you are?! What kind of business do you think you’re running? You think you can just pick and choose a discount to give people? If you’re giving me a discount, it should be for all the items I have! Give me a better deal or I’m never coming back here!”
I’m so in shock that I have to take a few seconds to process what just happened. He doesn’t give me the chance to reply before he takes his arm and swipes everything to the ground.
Old Dude: “F*** this s***! I ain’t buying it anymore!”
That causes the two-kg bag of two-mm carp bait pellets (the item he would’ve gotten a discount on) to burst and spill little pellets all over the store’s floor and a bottle of bait booster (liquid attractant) to spill on the floor and make the whole shop smell like bloodworms (stinky).
Me: “Sir, you have to buy that.”
He gives me a stern “f*** no” and slaps the counter for some reason.
I then tell him that I have cameras, and if he won’t pay, I will be forced to call the police. I also add that we have cameras in the parking lot so I will know his plate numbers.
Suddenly, he has a magical change of heart,
Old Dude: “All right, fine, I’ll pay. So, that’s fifty percent off… making the pellets $25 and the booster $5—”
I cut him off.
Me: “No, that’s $50 for the pellets and $10 for the booster.”
Old Dude: “Wait, what?! Where’s my fifty percent off?! Don’t be a f****** brat about it!”
Me: “That fifty percent was only for the pellets, and your discount left as soon as your manners did. That will be $60 total.”
Old Dude: “D***, come on, kid! Don’t be a d**k. I’m sorry. Please give me a better price, and don’t be a b**** about it. Please, please, man! Do me a favor!”
After hearing that sorry excuse for an apology:
Me: “Nah, $60 or it’s the cops.”
The dude ended up paying after ten more minutes of pleading and calling me a d**k, and he left. The best part is that he still comes back in shame because we have the best prices in town.