Attack Of The Ambidextrous Arthritic Spanish Speakers!
I am helping some customers (an older couple) at my register when I get a call from the manager asking me to help a Spanish caller. Since I have a headset, I can speak and scan items at the same time, so I assist the Spanish customer, and they hang up satisfied before I turn back to the customer I am serving.
Me: “That’s $188.81, please.”
Customer: “How did you do that?!”
Me: “Do what?”
Customer: “You just spoke another language!”
Me: “Oh, yes, I sometimes help our Spanish customers if they struggle with English.”
Customer: “But… how can you do that?!”
Me: “I’m bilingual.”
Customer: “Does that mean you can write with both of your hands?”
Me: “No, it means I can speak two languages. Writing with both of your hands is ambidextrous.”
Customer’s Husband: “I thought that was arthritis.”
Me: “No, that’s a disease.”
Customer’s Husband: “Being able to write with both hands is a disease?”
Customer: “No, it’s just the Spanish name for it.”
Me: *Frantic* “That’s $188.81, please!”
They (mercifully) pay without getting more confused. My next customer has heard it all and is laughing.
Next Customer: “Aww, why did you stop them? I wanted to see how deep that rabbit hole could go…”