Look. NO ONE Likes Waiting In Line.
I work as a cashier. The store has a line of maybe seven people. I have the “register closed” sign up, and I am stocking the accessories on the shelves behind the counter.
My coworker is handling the customers in line. I turn when I hear the door opening. A lady walks in without a mask on.
Me: *Politely* “Excuse me, miss. Do you have a mask that you could put on?”
She scoffs at me and rolls her eyes as she digs in her purse for a minute or two. Finally, she pulls out a ratty little mask with only one functional strap and holds it to her face while she’s waiting in the line.
Well, apparently, she can’t do that for very long. She comes to the front of the line ranting and raving.
Customer: “This line is too long! You shouldn’t be keeping a valued regular customer waiting!”
I’ve been working here for four months and I’ve never seen her; I’m fairly confident I know all the regulars.
Me: “There are other things my manager left for me to do before the end of closing, and I have to get them done.”
She doesn’t seem to like that all.
Customer: “I demand that you open your register right now!”
Okay, you got it, lady. I move the “register closed” sign and then turn back to her.
Me: “Do me a favor and stand a little bit to your right.”
Surprisingly, she complies, albeit with her arms crossed and an angry gaze.
Me: “Next customer!”
It dawns on her what I’m doing, but the next customer shoots up in front of the counter before she can even fully process it. I go about this transaction as normal, despite the fact that this lady is yelling at me at the top of her lungs — no longer holding the mask to her face, mind you.
I finish up with the other customer and I turn to the lady. She tries to yell over me, so I raise my voice a bit and try to be as stern as possible.
Me: “Just because my register is open now, it doesn’t entitle you to skip all the other people in this line who also have lives, jobs, and other responsibilities. Get to the back of the line and be respectful, or I will have no choice but to have you removed from the store.”
We don’t have security, but we’re two blocks away from a police station, and one of the cool officers who comes into the store gave me their personal number to use just in case we have any issues.
The lady harrumphs loudly and walks dejectedly to the spot in the line she had before she left. In the time since she approached me to yell at me, more people have gotten in the line.
Me: *Pointedly* “I said the back of the line.”
She dropped her shoulders and walked to the back like a toddler.