The Biggest Work-Related Mood
I’m sitting at the front desk of the assisted living facility where I work, going through my opening tasks, when a coworker comes around the corner to talk to my boss near my desk.
Boss: “Hey, [Coworker], you doing all right today?”
Coworker: “Not really. My stomach is upset and I feel awful, honestly. I was going to ask—”
Boss: “Oookay!” *Backs up* “Go home! Get out! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!”
The boss makes shooing motions and then an X with her fingers. [Coworker] puts their hands up and laughs.
Coworker: “Thank you. I’m going! I’m going!”
The boss runs and hides in her office as my coworker starts toward my desk.
Me: “NO! Unclean! Go awaaaay!”
I hide under my desk.
Coworker: “Nice to know I’m loved! Bye, [My Name]!”
Me: *From under the desk* “Bye! Feel better!”
We’ve been dealing with a norovirus here for twelve days and counting now and we’ve pretty much all had it, me included. We’re all a little punchy and sick of it.