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Will Be A While For That Tile

, , , , | Right | June 24, 2025

I’m working a booth at a pop-up art fair selling handmade ceramic tiles with painted quotes and designs. A fairgoer walks over and picks one up.

Customer: “This is cute, but can you do it in white marble instead?”

Me: “No, sorry, these are all handmade from clay, each one is fired and glazed in our little workshop.”

Customer: “But I saw something just like this at Restoration Hardware.”

Me: “Well, theirs are machine-stamped. These were made by an 83-year-old woman named Dot who listens to jazz and swears at the kiln.”

Customer: “So… no white marble?”

Me: “No, but she’s been known to bedazzle a few if she’s had wine.”

She did not buy tiles, but we felt it was no great loss.

Commission Without The Commiserating

, , , , | Right | June 20, 2025

Years ago, when I was starting out as an illustrator, I worked a full-time job and took commissions on the side. As I was still starting out, I didn’t charge as much as I perhaps should have, but not so little that I was basically working for free.

The office job was absolutely soul-sucking, but hey, you gotta pay the rent somehow. To make it a little more bearable, I would often draw during my lunch break. It would always be for pleasure, rather than commissions.

One day, one of my colleagues saw me working on a piece and complimented it.

Colleague: “I love your art style.”

Me: “Oh. Thank you.”

Colleague: “Do you take commissions?”

I admit, I had been both expecting and dreading this question. The moment people find out you can draw – or do anything creative, really – they waste no time in trying to get you to make stuff for them. This wouldn’t be a problem if not for the fact that people also tend to expect to get such things for very little or even for free.

I could deal with such entitled requests online. It’s easy enough to ignore or block a persistent, entitled virtual person. But when they’re somebody you see every day, in person… It’s harder and more awkward. Still, I needed the money.

Me: “I do. I can send you my rates if you like.”

I expected pushback, but [Colleague] just smiled and nodded.

Colleague: “Of course! I’ll email you details of what I’d like, if that’s okay?”

Me: “Yes, that would be great!”

When I got back from lunch, there was an email from [Colleague]. Her sister loved frogs, so she wanted an A4 illustration of frogs at a Renaissance fair (her other favourite thing). I draw a lot of animals, and I’ve certainly been to my share of Renaissance fairs, so this was no problem.

I sent her a link to my website, which contained my portfolio, gave her a quote, and braced myself.

Sure enough, a while later, [Colleague] came to my desk.

Colleague: “Oh, hi, [My Name]. Do you have a minute to talk about the commission?”

I nodded. Better to get this over with.

Colleague: “It’s just… I’m not sure your rate is very fair.”

I cursed myself internally, wishing I’d told her I wasn’t taking commissions right now.

Colleague: “It isn’t nearly as high as it should be for the quality of your work. I can’t believe you’d charge so little for a full illustration like this.”

At first, I thought I’d misheard her. It took me a minute to process what she had said.

Colleague: “If it’s alright with you, how about I pay you [double the amount I had quoted]?”

Me: “I… uh… sure.”

Colleague: *Smiling.* “Good. Where can I send the money?”

When I finally picked my jaw off the floor, we went over the details, I gave her my payment info, and we went back to work. [Colleague] paid me the full amount by the end of the day.

I finished her piece a few weeks later, and I presented it to her at work. She was absolutely thrilled and left me glowing reviews on my website.

Now, you might be thinking that’s how commissions work, right? It certainly SHOULD be, but in my experience, it rarely is. I’ve lost count of how many people rail against me for daring to charge for my work. Excuses range from “But it’s just a hobby!” to “Your work is s*** (even though I desperately want you to draw me something)!” and everything in between. Even some members of my own family have felt entitled to illustrations for free.

So, you can imagine how refreshing it was to deal with [Colleague]. She commissioned me several more times, and I even received commission requests from some of her family members. Thankfully, all of them were as respectful as [Colleague].

From what I gathered from our chats here and there, she wasn’t creative herself or anything, but she was a lover of all things creative. Maybe she couldn’t draw or sew or sculpt, but she loved and enjoyed art in all its forms. As far as she was concerned, such things had value, and therefore creators should be paid for their time and effort.

Whenever I’m having a rough day with an extra entitled client, I think about [Colleague], and remember that not everyone is an entitled selfish douche nozzle.


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Not Painting A Good Picture Of Their Online Business

, , , | Working | June 17, 2025

A guy I knew back in high school (pre-2005) posted that he was painting portraits for some extra cash to support himself through what was apparently a very rough divorce. I had recently lost my first “grown up” dog I got as an adult, and I REALLY wanted a painting.

Me: “Hi! Could I ask about your painting commissioning?”

Guy: “Yeah! What’s going on?”

Me: *Sends a picture of my dog.* “I’d like a painting of her. You can do whatever with it – make it silly, put her on a beach, it doesn’t matter. I just lost her a few weeks ago.”

Guy: “For sure! I’m so sorry for your loss. So, I’m charging $300 for a 24×36 canvas painting. The turnaround time is about two months from payment right now, but I will let you know when I get it started.”

Me: “Thank you!”

I sent the money ($400 total with a tip because I really wanted this painting) via Venmo and waited.

And waited.

And waited. 

I watched his page slowly go from painting for extra cash to get him through his divorce to working out in the gym to look good for his next girl. Three months passed and I hadn’t seen anything, so I sent a message.

Me: “Hey, just following up on that painting.”

Two weeks, no reply.

Me: “[Guy], are you there? I’m just wondering how the picture is going?”

Three weeks, no reply.

Me: “I need to know you’re working on this or I’m going to file for a back charge.”

I wanted that painting, and I wanted to believe he wasn’t just blowing me off, so I waited a while longer. Another month went by before I finally gave up and filed for a refund through Venmo. It took a while, but eventually the money was returned to me. THEN he replied.

Guy: “You f****** b****, are you kidding?! I was working on your project, but I guess I’ll just burn it now, c***!”

Me: “You said it would take two months. I’ve waited over five months, and you couldn’t even reply to a message, but you were posting all the time. Yeah, I got my money back and I’m not sorry. If you say you’re going to do something, follow through!

I blocked him before he could reply. I did get a picture painted by someone else, and it was beautiful.

From So Real To Surreal

, , | Right | June 15, 2025

Customer: “I need help. I’ve never painted before, but I’m trying to do a portrait of my wife. I want it to be really special, so I need the best supplies.”

Me: “Sure, I can definitely help you with that. Do you have any experience with different painting styles?”

Customer: “None. I’ve never picked up a paintbrush, but I want it to look perfect.”

Me: “I can definitely recommend some materials, but portrait painting does take some time and practice. I’d recommend starting with a simpler project first to get a feel for the materials. It’s not something you can master in one sitting.”

Customer: “Yeah, but I’m great at everything I try. I’ll make it work.”

I admired his confidence, and I sold him some supplies, and off he went. He was back a week later:

Customer: “Yeah, so I’m now going for a more Picasso vibe, instead of a portrait…”

When You’ve CAD Better Days

, , , , , | Working | June 13, 2025

It is the early 2010s, and after completing my PhD, I have started working for a small, family-run company in the field of renewable energies. The owner is a cheapskate, seeking any means (legal and less legal) to save money.

One of the legal ones is to use tax discounts. This is why [Owner] hired me: the local government was giving a tax benefit to the companies hiring PhDs. I needed the job to gain some experience, so it was a win-win.

One of the less legal means is to have us use pirated software. For the technical drawing we need in the company, 2D is more than sufficient, and we use the pirated Lite version of a common CAD software, [cheapCAD].

A couple of years into my job, the local government is now giving tax benefits for companies hiring freshly graduated master’s students, and all of a sudden, we have this intern showing up in our office for his thesis.

I know that the owner sees my seniority as a burden and would rather go after the tax benefit carried by hiring an intern, so it doesn’t surprise me when the owner starts praising him for anything he does.

For his thesis, the intern is working on a project involving our company and other partners, where we need to exchange blueprints with them. One of these partners uses a more complex CAD, normally used in aerospace, [SpaceCAD], allowing the collaboration of multiple suppliers on the same project, and asks us if we can provide them with files compatible with it.

Owner: “[My Name], [Company] is asking us for the blueprint in [SpaceCAD], can we do it?”

Me: “Not really, we don’t have that software, and we don’t know how to use it.”

Owner: “But [Intern] knows how to use it, we should switch to it. We are a modern company, after all.”

Me: “Sure, you are right. Just so you know, each license for [SpaceCAD] costs 5000 Euros, while [cheapCAD] we have now comes for free.”

The owner, with a deer-in-the-headlights face, never brought up the CAD topic again.

He still maneuvered to find a plausible excuse to let me go, but that day was a win for me.