Bird Brained, Part 10
(I’m standing looking at the penguin exhibit when I overhear this from the woman beside me.)
Woman: “Look how beautiful they are! They look almost like birds!”
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(I’m standing looking at the penguin exhibit when I overhear this from the woman beside me.)
Woman: “Look how beautiful they are! They look almost like birds!”
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(An adult calls our aquarium with a question.)
Caller: “Do red devils have babies?”
(Red devils are a type of cichlid.)
Me: *thinking this is a prank* “Yes, they do.”
Caller: “How does that happen?”
Me: “Well, when a boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much…”
Caller: “No, no, I get that, but I had a male and it was fine, but when I put a female in the tank with it, after a while there were all these tiny red fish in there.”
Me: “Yes?”
Caller: *sounding confused* “So are they…?”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: *frustrated* “But how does that happen?!”
Me: “What exactly are you asking me?”
Caller: “I’m asking you if my fish can have babies!”
Me: “Yes. Yes, they can.”
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(I’m an aquarium employee. As I’m standing in the coral reef tunnel, a few high school age kids walk up near me, looking up at the fish.)
Me: “Good afternoon, guys! Enjoying the aquarium?”
Teen #1: “Yeah…” *to his friends, pointing at the tank* “Hey, check out the puffer fish!”
Teen #2: “Oh, cool!” *to me* “Does it ever puff up?”
Me: “It’s pretty used to people, and there are no predators in there, so it wouldn’t puff itself up unless maybe a diver were to startle or threaten it in the tank.”
Teen #1: “Can you startle it and make it puff up for us?”
Me: *wondering how or why I would even do that* “No…”
Teen #2: *suddenly forgetting the puffer and pointing instead at the cownose stingrays in the tank* “Hey! Isn’t that what killed Davy Crockett?”
Teen #1, Teen #3, & Me: “What?!”
Teen #2: “Isn’t that what killed Davy Crockett?”
Me: “Uh… no. I’m pretty certain he died at the Alamo in the 19th century…” *thinks for a bit* “Did you mean Steve Irwin?”
Teen #2: “Yeah! Same thing.”
Me: “Not really…”
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(I work at the touch tank at a local aquarium. We invite guests to dip their fingers in and stroke the aquatic life as they swim past, provided they don’t put in more than two fingers at a time so as not to overwhelm the animals.)
Me: “And over here we have lake sturgeon and blue gill, both native to our own Lake Michigan!”
Guest: “What are these?” *points to starfish tank*
Me: “Those are red knobbed starfish, ma’am. They’re native to the Indian Ocean.”
Guest: “And I can touch them?”
Me: “Absolutely! We only ask that you use two fingers at a time.”
(The guest nods and proceeds to stick her thumb and forefinger into the tank, pull the starfish out, shake the water off it, and place it in her purse.)
Me: “Ma’am! Taking the marine life out of the tank is very dangerous! Please! I’m going to have to ask that you put it back!”
Guest: “But I wanted to take it home.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but that’s a living creature you have there. We can’t just let people reach in and take out our animals!”
Guest: “I only used two fingers!”
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(My sister and her family live several states away so we don’t get to see them much. During a visit, my parents take my nephews, who are 9 and 8 years old, to the aquarium. My dad and the youngest go to use the restroom leaving my mom and the 9 year old to chat.)
Mom: “So, do you do stuff like this with your other grandparents?”
Nephew: “No, the only place they really bring us is church… but I don’t really like the pastor there.”
Mom: “Oh, why not?”
Nephew: “Well he’s against gays… and Uncle Brad is gay… and I’m for Uncle Brad.”
(When I was told about this conversation later the evening I gave my nephew a big hug for standing up for his Uncle Brad.)