I work in a water-based theme park that includes aquariums and rides, as well as an underwater mermaid show that I am currently selling tickets for. The mermaid show is a group of synchronized swimmers wearing merfolk tails performing underwater acrobatic feats. A guest from the previous show storms up to me.
Guest: “You’re all a bunch of liars! You said you had a mermaid show, but it’s just a bunch of regular people wearing mermaid tails!”
Me: “Well… yes, ma’am. That’s the show.”
Guest: “So, y’all are liars! You’re advertising fake mermaids!”
Me: “And where would we get real mermaids, ma’am?”
Guest: “Same place as you get all the other fish in this place: the ocean, duh!”
I look painfully at my manager, who knows I can’t respond to this without insulting the guest.
Manager: “Ma’am, I am sorry, but the mermaids are all extinct. They were hunted to extinction by all the whaling ships. Our show is just a representation of what they used to look like.”
Guest: “Oh! That’s awful! Thank you for letting me know!”
Manager: “You’re welcome, ma’am. Please enjoy the rest of your stay.”
She walks off.
Me: *To my manager* “You’re just perpetuating the cycle of stupid.”
Manager: “I used to work in a zoo with fake dinosaurs where this would happen every week. This is nothing.”
Stay in school, kids!