Halloween Roundup!

, | Right | October 31, 2017

Welcome to the second of our Halloween roundups, (the first is found here) and revel in the bloodcurdling experiences only possible when you’re forced to spend the spooky holiday season with an idiot. Ignorance can be truly terrifying:

Let us know what your favorite Halloween story is by voting at the bottom (pick your top three)!

We Ain’t Got Jack – see what happens when you want to buy the most popular Halloween costume… on Halloween.

Putting The Situation On To A Knife-Edge – don’t try to rob a Halloween store; you’re not the scariest thing you’ve seen that day.

Ghosts Of Halloween’s Past – sorry, not sorry.

Number Of The Beastly Coincidences – a $6.66 receipt on Halloween – coincidence?

We’re Not Clownin’ Around – don’t clown around with the cops.

He Is Twice The Man – it takes twice the man to put on a smile.

Trick And/Or Treat – when a teacher accepts the inevitability of what happens to their house on Halloween.

More Leftovers, Less Landfill – because Pumpkin Spice can never… ever… die.

Maid Of Scary Stuff – nothing is scarier than a sexy French maid.

Conscience: We Loves It – their Halloween is going to be much more interesting than yours.

So Fly Me To Home, Where The Samurai Gnome – Samurais meet Gnomes at 30,000 ft.

Numbers Don’t Lie – it’s never suspicious buying 36 eggs at Halloween.

So Scary It Keeps You ‘Up All Night’ – because you don’t know you’re terrifying.

Turn That Arrrrr Into An Awww – a parrot is for life, not just for Halloween.

My Pet Halloween Project – …and so is a cat.

I Can Be Anything I Want –  you’re never too young to have a dream.

You’d Have To Literally Turn Those Numbers Around – Jason can’t celebrate both, no matter how hard you try.

The Wedding Before The Nightmare Before Christmas – because “I do” love Halloween.

Demonizing Your Coworkers – all it takes is a mask.

 

Happy Halloween to all of our readers — alive or undead!

 

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Healthy Roundup: Why Nurses Should Rule The World

| Healthy | October 30, 2017

To celebrate our new Healthy section, we thought we should celebrate the hardest-working heroes of healthcare: nurses! Take a seat, relax, and pray that if you ever get sick, you get treated by one of these.

Why Nurses Should Rule The World:

Part One – Because as a nurse, your smallest patients are also your biggest.

Part Two – See what happens when a “doctor” tries to outsmart a nurse.

Part Three – Nurses work super hard to become nurses so that they can work even harder.

Part Four – A nurse is never off the clock.

Part Five – Don’t mess with a nurse who is also a mother.

Part Six – A good nurse never says “not my department, not my problem.”

Part Seven – Doctors diagnose. Nurses translate.

Part Eight – A nurse’s job extends far beyond the hospital.

Part Nine – Retirement? For a nurse? Bah!

Part Ten – See what happens when you hitch a ride from a registered nurse.

Part Eleven – God bless nurses!

Part Twelve – See what happens when a nurse sticks it to the doctor.

Do you know any nurses that would appreciate these stories? Or know any other stories that prove why nurses should rule the world? Let us know in the comments!

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Holiday Roundup: Halloween Is The Devil

, | Right | October 27, 2017

Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood. To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood. But that’s enough Thriller. Instead, enjoy this roundup of Halloween themed stories where the general consensus is that if you celebrate the spooky holiday, you’ll have the Devil to pay…

Driving Down Route 66(6) – even the devil needs a place to buy gas and beer.

The Costumer Is Always Right – because if you practise Voodoo you obviously hate Jesus.

We Wish You A Merry Saturnalia – see what happens when you forget that Halloween and Christmas come from the same place.

The Pope Might Have Something To Say About That – or maybe it’s a Christian holiday after all?

All Judgments Are Final – once a store sells Halloween goods then it’s tainted forever.

Introducing The Healthy Category!

| Healthy | October 25, 2017

Have you ever been frazzled in a pharmacy, displeased by a dentist, outraged by an optician, vexed by a veterinarian, or provoked by a patient?

We are happy to announce a whole new category for Not Always Right: HEALTHY!

This will be a new home for all our stories that might be a danger to your health, whether it be from a nurse, doctor, pharmacist, patient, anyone is welcome. Just remember that Not Always Right will not be held liable for any injury caused by repeated head-desking…

Simply click on the link to the ‘Healthy’ category in our title bar, same as you would any other category for the site (e.g. Working, Romantic, Learning, etc.).

Let us know what you think of our new category in the comments!

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Announcement: Mid-2017 Update

| Friendly Hopeless Learning Related Right Romantic Working | May 22, 2017

Hey readers! We have some exciting changes to share with you:

Not Always Right – In addition to our new logo, you may have noticed all sites now bear the “Not Always Right” logo. This was done on purpose: having multiple sites was problematic and inefficient for both readers and staff. From now on, there will only be one site and one brand: Not Always Right. For our loyal, long-time readers, don’t worry — the former sister sites will remain in separate categories, but under a single unified brand.

All Tab – This new tab is exactly as it sounds: all stories from all categories under a single tab.

Popular Tab – Read our most popular recent stories from all categories.

Unified Unfiltered Tab – Unfiltered also gets unified, with all unfiltered stories from all categories under this tab.

New Commenting System – This was a tough call for us, but we’ve decided to switch commenting systems to Disqus. The main benefit will be that anyone (not just Facebook users) will finally be able to comment. The big downside is the loss of the old Facebook comments. Please note we are actively investigating a way to provide access to the legacy Facebook comments.

Unified Facebook Page – For our Facebook users, all stories from all categories will be posted to the Not Always Right page. The former sister site pages will no longer be maintained.

Random (under construction) – Thanks for everyone who noticed issues with the Random button! We’ve temporarily removed it so we can get it working properly. We’re also looking into making it pull only stories from the category you are in.

Got comments, suggestions, or criticisms? Please let us know in the comments below! And thank you as always for being a loyal reader and visitor!

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