What Happens In Vegas Will Make You Pay
I used to work as an admin for a large company department. I was often tasked with planning events for the team and corporate dinners, especially when we were all sent to Vegas for conventions.
It was the last event I planned as an admin before I went full-time into project management. It was in Vegas like most of the events I planned for my teams. The last night we were there, I planned a big dinner at Il Forniao at New York New York. There were about forty of us including the regional manager (who was my boss) and another manager (who was also my boss). My mom was with me on this trip and came to dinner with us. Much food was eaten, and much booze was imbibed.
One of the PMs decided it would be great to order ouzo for everyone to take a shot of. So, about thirty shots arrived… when there were twenty people left. (Some of the guys had money burning a hole in their pockets and others were going to check out the strip clubs.) There were about eighteen of my team (including both bosses), my mom, and me. Neither my mom nor I drink. But tonight, my mom decided she wanted to try this strange clear liquid with a coffee bean in it. I warned her. On the count of three, everyone bolted the shot (except me, who knows better). My mom took a sip and coughed up a lung. Everyone laughed and handed her glasses of water.
Then, the desserts arrived. Forty desserts. Now ten people. My regional manager left with a few others, and my other boss took off with the rest. Now, it was my mom and me, forty desserts… and the check. Company protocol (like with most companies) dictated that the boss was supposed to sign for it. I was technically the lowest person on the totem pole. I did have the company Amex. My mom (who also isn’t a dessert person) asked them to pack up about ten of the desserts. She was actually a bit drunk. I signed the check and added a tip. (Hey, they did me a solid when I had to tell them to make a meal for a vegetarian and a vegan.)
As my mom and I were leaving, toting a bag full of packaged desserts, we were followed by a crazy happy group of waiters who couldn’t believe I overtipped.
Waiters: “Please, miss, any time, come back! We will be more than happy to serve you! Miss, come back and we will give you a free meal!”
I never got my free meal. My bosses got into huge trouble for letting their admin sign off on a $5,000 meal. And sending in an expense report about it.
My mom? After our meetings were over the next morning, I wandered back to the room to see if my mom wanted to head onto the Strip to check out stuff. She was sitting in bed, eating four desserts, and binge-watching “Charmed.”