Be Glad You Can’t Bottle Up That Much Stupid
(I am st a duty-free shop at an airport. There’s a 1L limit on the flight I’m about to catch, so I am buying two small 500mL bottles of liquor.)
Cashier #1: “You know you can only take one of these with you on the plane, right?”
Me: “Oh, I thought the limit was 1L?”
Cashier #1: “Exactly.”
Me: “These are 500mL each.”
Cashier #1: “You can only take one bottle on the plane.”
Me: “No, I can only take 1L. 500mL plus 500mL equals 1L.”
Cashier #1: “You can only take one on the plane.”
Me: “No, they’re half a litre each, which means it’s still only 1L.”
Cashier #2: “Is there a problem here?”
Cashier #1: “NO! You know what? Let her make her own mistakes… She’ll get it eventually.”
Me: “…Whatever.”