(I’m in the boarding area of an airport with my friends. I’m using my phone’s personal hotspot to share WiFi with my friends when a lady comes up to me. Keep in mind that my hotspot has a password, like any other, to keep people from using my data.)
Lady: “Give me the password to your WiFi!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Lady: “I know you have WiFi! Give me the password!”
Me: “Sorry, but that’s my hotspot–”
Lady: “GIVE ME IT!”
Me: “Ma’am. You do not understand. THIS. IS. MY. WIFI. I’m not giving you my password.”
Lady: “Fine! I’ll just get you fired for hogging the WiFi!”
Me: “Good luck, because I don’t work here!”
(My friends and I think that that’s the end of her. But only five minutes later, she brings a manager over to “get me fired.”)
Lady: “See!? That’s him! He won’t give me the WiFi password!”
Manager: “Ma’am, first, I don’t know him because he doesn’t work here. Therefore, I can’t fire him. Second, our airline’s WiFi is free.”
Lady: “But…”
Manager: “Third, I’m sure he is using his own hotspot’s WiFi, so you’re just trying to get free WiFi from him.”
Lady: “So make him give me the password!”
Manager: “No.”
Lady: “Excuse me?”
Manager: “I said no, if you didn’t hear me.”
Lady: “THE CUSTOMER’S ALWAYS RIGHT!”
Manager: “Well, in this case, you certainly are not.”
Lady: *speechless*
Manager: “Now, are you going to go back to your seat to leave these POLITE flyers alone, or do I have to get security to escort you out of here?”
Lady: *looks at me, then to the manager, then back to me, then turns 50 shades of red and clambers back into her seat*
Manager: *to me* “Well, I bet she won’t bother you anymore!”
(Later we got the best seats for being polite and not causing a commotion, and I spotted her sitting between two bratty kids!)
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