Grandma Has Been Good This Year
(I am in line at a fast food restaurant during their Breakfast With Santa event. A woman comes in with her three- or four-year-old daughter. Mom points to Santa and asks the girl who it is.)
Little Girl: “I don’t know.”
Mom: “Yes, you do; it’s Santa.”
Little Girl: “That is not Santa; that is a people.”
Mom: “Santa is a person.”
Little Girl: “Santa is not a people. Santa is Santa. People like to play dress up because it’s fun. We will take a picture to make Grandma happy.”