Tae Kwon Don’t Forget To Pay

(My dad and I frequent a nearby Chinese restaurant and usually stop there every other Friday. Because we come in frequently, and because I used to take tae kwon do classes with the owner’s son, the owner knows us pretty well and will often stop by our table to chat. This particular day, I’m eating alone because my dad isn’t hungry.)

Owner: “Hi, [My Name]! Where is your dad?”

Me: “Oh, he didn’t want to eat, so he didn’t come in.”

Owner: “Okay, just remember to pay. I know where you live.”